Total Medals Earned: 2,741 (From 413 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,700 Points
Medals Earned: 10/14 (65/125 points)
Listen to the Alchemist's legends.
Perfectly execute a bow attack.
Perfectly execute a melee combo.
Follow the kidnappers into the graveyard.
Defeat any low-level enemy without taking any damage.
Perfectly execute a parry.
Perfectly execute a magic attack.
Defeat any high-level enemy without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Restore the flow of time to normal.
Complete the game without dying.
Defeat a boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/140 points)
Score 100 points. Or don't.
Score 8000 points. One good combo should do it!
Score 25000. This will require some skill.
Score 75000 points. Show me your moves!
Upgrade your weapon with every power up at the same time!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/270 points)
Visit the Greenlight webbie link.
Finish the tutorial.
Have 11 turrets on the spaceship.
Have 22 turrets on the spaceship.
Defeat a Hugo.
Survive 20 waves.
Have 33 turrets on the spaceship.
Survive 11 consecutive waves without any core taking damage.
Survive 11 consecutive waves without Dave getting hurt.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Collect 20 stars
Collect 40 stars
Collect 60 stars
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
View first ending
Get all keycards
View second ending
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/275 points)
Medals Earned: 9/13 (55/235 points)
Find the 1st flower
Find the 2nd flower
Find the 3rd flower
Find the 4th flower
Find the 5th flower
Find the 6th flower
Find the 7th flower
Find the last flower
Escape the lab
Find a way off the island
Medals Earned: 5/12 (50/305 points)
You have found the first star!
This one was a bit sneaky
Hay there!
The parrot loves you. Pieces of 8!
Up the spire you go!
Aren't you glad you saw-us!
Bet this was a pain!
How do those platforms move?
Learn to wall jump damnit!
You did it all? even the seven runes?
Congrats! The last star!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal